Dear Shins, I hate you

Dear Shins,

I don’t know what I’ve done to you to deserve how you’ve been treating me for so many months.  I’m tired of your behavior.  I wish you would just tell me what’s wrong.  I’m not a shin reader.  I exercise you and your buddy My Calves.  I put a compression sleeve on you to keep you warm.  I ice you.  I drug you with aspirin and ibuprofen.  I feed you nutritious meals.  I have even given you vacations.  All you give me is pain.

I wish you’d just tell me what is wrong but you insist on behaving like a new born baby.  All you do is cry and scream that you want something but you won’t come out and say what.

Today I took you for a 3 mile run.  I was worried about you so I took it slow.  After 28 minutes I had to turn around and go home early because of your behavior.  I hope you’re proud.

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